OKAY...WHAT AM I MISSING????

So I'm at the beach relaxing and enjoying the nice soothing sound of the waves and along comes this guy............ Now, I might not be the sharpest tack in town, but why on earth would you buy pants that fit like THIS????? Every other step he took, this guy was hiking his pants up so they wouldn't fall down (and if you look closely, you'll notice he's even cuffed the bottom of the pants legs too!!!!!). If I would have walked around looking like this when I was young, they'd have thrown me in jail for indecent exposure. My how times have changed.